April 4th, 2014

(Source: dailydoseofstuf, via kelwalk)

April 3rd, 2014

evangotlib:

tastefullyoffensive:

Kids Who Shouldn’t Play Sports [via]

Previously: Animals Being Jerks

The last one.  I peed myself.

Throwing this up with minimal judgment, as someone who fell off a stage once…

March 30th, 2014
Love this, despise the word ‘very’.

Love this, despise the word ‘very’.

(Source: the-perks-of-being-me, via kelwalk)

I’m forever torn between home and the illusion of home
"Immigrant kids" -ten word story- By Hana (via thatkindofwoman)

True story.

(via girlandpup)

(via girlandpup)

March 28th, 2014

spytap:

geekyjessica:

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

This is a really important question, people.

Eating cookie dough is fine. The odds of salmonella being present in or on a raw egg is about 1 in 35,000. Even lower if the eggshells are washed as is mandated to be in the US.

So you could eat raw eggs literally every day for the rest of your life and you might get sick once.

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March 16th, 2014
March 13th, 2014