Apparently I talk in my sleep on occasion.

• The boyfriend has started documenting what I say since he claims it's usually pretty off-the-wall. He sent me the transcript below, which is his documentation from last night. I remember nothing about this… not even a dream in which this could have been relevant. Good thing he loves me!
• Scene: October 6, 2011. Amanda is asleep, Dave is reading on his phone, and mistakenly plays a short loud video. Amanda rolls over, seemingly agitated.
• Dave: Sorry.
• Amanda: (agitated) There’s a bean on the floor.
• Dave: What are you talking about?
• Amanda: A bean, a bean….a pepper. There’s a pepper on the floor.
• Dave: Alright. Where is the pepper on the floor?
• Amanda: It’s on your side of the bed.
• Dave: (considering turning his bed lamp on to look at the floor) Are you awake? Are you joking?
• No response from Amanda.
• Dave: You’re awake, you’re not fooling me (looking onto the floor for a pepper)